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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago
[–] MataVatnik 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Why would somebody own 700 dildos. Also imagine having such am insatiable sex drive where you structure your life around it, what kind of meaning do you derive from thay kind of existence

[–] thedirtyknapkin 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

generally, when one has a large dildo collection, very few are self purchased.

regardless of gender, those who enjoy dildos are likely to draw thirsty motherfuckers. those thirsty folk tend to buy them many dildos.

[–] Agent641 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

My cousin is an onlyfans model and she has a couple hundred dildos, many of her fans send her the toys, some of them are DIY dick mould dildos that the fan prepared, and then pay her heaps to watch her use them in private or public live shows. She has some bad dragon ones that cost hundreds. Even the cheap ones are still fairly expensive. I imagine this is the main way people accumulate dildos, unless they are a weird collector or they take home rejects from the dildo factory.

[–] BigPotato 6 points 2 months ago

I feel like I wouldn't talk about that with my cousins, so kudos for the openness.

[–] Shard 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

None of us here believe anyone has that many dildos. Please provide your sources. For research purposes of course/s

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The size of the lady... The size of some of them... I have questions.

[–] MataVatnik 6 points 2 months ago

You don't need to ask, just look for argendana on xvideos

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The shoes on the bottom shelf amuse me for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Why would somebody own 700 dildos.

They say variety is the spice of life. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People collect many things. Why would dildos be any different?

[–] MataVatnik 1 points 2 months ago

It's not just the dildos, it's the thousands of bottles of baby oil that come with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Gotta feel 'em all!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can kind of figure out the dildo thing by context and comments, but not the scene.

Someone wanna help me out?

[–] garbagebagel 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

P Diddy is on trial for having a huge drug, sex and human trafficking ring and had like 10,000 tonnes of lube and baby oil in his house, and I guess dildos also.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I just read up on this and I saw they found thousands of bottles of lube and baby oil, but not thousands of tonnes. No mention of dildos that I could find, though I'm sure he had plenty for his "freak offs."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

700 letters to santa

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wtf is with that censoring

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gonna take a gamble and assume it’s because that scene didn’t actually have a pile of dildos on the judge’s desk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I thought someone had edited a bunch of dildos there and someone else came and censored them. Lazy to just skip to censoring tbqh

[–] MHanak 4 points 2 months ago

I remember a greentext(?) about someone realising that they could order a batch quantity (a 1000 i think) of dildos on aliexpress or alibaba just for the sake of it, and the ammount would mean each would cost like 1$.

I would send it, i probably have it downloaded somewhere, but it was over a year ago so it's practically lost now