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How many miles of dick per hour do you give a guy when you're fucking him usually? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] UristMcHolland 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

1 mile = 63360 inches

63360 / 6" = 10560

1 thrust per second for 60 minutes = 3,600 thrusts

So about .341 miles of dick per hour

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks doctor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There is a problem with the math just so you know.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

True

[–] DrSleepless 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Everyone knows you measure this in kilometers, nice try USA

[–] jaggedrobotpubes 1 points 4 months ago

Oh you must mean metric miles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

😱

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are we collecting miles points for being a frequent flyer?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Yes lol