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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Easy solution: Switch to table UUIDs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This could be why Obiwan wound up a hermit? (Programmers of my generation at least talk about "Obiwan errors" because his name sounds like "off-by-one".)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It clearly says 1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What more can I say

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Plot twist, neither cared about the table number

One went to the first table produced, the other to the first table placed

[–] hakunawazo 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even if the table is correct the instruction needs to be more precise. Is it table header or table body and in which table column?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No, NO! She said the FIRST table. Not table ONE. Why are women like this???? /s

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