this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
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[โ€“] Bassman1805 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can someone let me into the top floor of a wall street office building so I can become finance-class?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I:m going shopping in Waitrose and I expect a free Range Rover when I leave.

[โ€“] ThePyroPython 9 points 3 months ago

Welcome to Citibank, here's your ยฃ100,000 welcome stock portfolio.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If there's anyone in touch with the working class, it's the woman who has made attacking David Tennant a major part of her campaign.

Kemi Badenoch: "You need someone like me, who's not afraid of Doctor Who"

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

To be fair, we do need people in charge who are not afraid of Dr Who (as it's difficult to run the country when hiding behind the couch), but not if they happen to be a sociopath.