this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 50 points 1 month ago

We all love Anon’s mom, that dirty cum dumpster.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago
[–] CodexArcanum 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The "tendies" thing ("nuggies" too) is so cringe to me, even more than Redditors and "le bacon". It's so easy to heat up frozen, pre-breaded chicken, and all these greentexts present it as though "being able to cook" (read: can put frozen food in an air fryer) is the pinnacle of love languages.

Can we make Lemmy lentils a thing or something? We're already obcessed with beans I guess, feels like we need our own stupid food meme gimmicks to compete.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love lentils 💜💜💜

[–] CodexArcanum 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

be you

wake up

cast spell

big bowl of lentils!

post lentils to lemmy

joy for all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

lentils are awesome!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We love beans? Did I miss the memo?

I'm down for beans, especially garbanzo beans/chickpeas since it's easy to make into hummus, which goes with everything.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 1 month ago

Do you know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

[–] thawed_caveman 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That "kinda" inserted in the middle of "she accepts me" is absolutely devastating

And that's his mom

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The whole thing is cringe

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

His mum is a girl? Is OP a zygote?

[–] slaacaa 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Also: >took really good care of me when I broke both my hands