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Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of "The Outbursts of Everett True." Feel free to check out the sticky.

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[–] Rhynoplaz 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm with True on this one. Etiquette rules like this were only created so those who know can look down on people who don't.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Plus, everyone knows the best way to get peas is with a knife!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This feels like a rare Mrs True L. Look how sad our boy is.

Let the man use whatever utensil he wants. As long as he isn't slurping his soup, who cares how he uses a spoon?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

@Bougie_Birdie @clark Everett's pretty damn petty sometimes, this is his karma coming back to bite him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

No doubt, I just find I'm usually on Mrs True's side when she trounces him.

[–] tipicaldik 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I eat my peas with honey

I've done it all my life

It makes my peas taste funny

but it keeps them on my knife.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I eat my knives with honey
I've done it for a while
It makes them taste less funny
But they still stab and slice all the way down my throat help I am addicted

[–] badcommandorfilename 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everett's home life explains a lot about his demeanour in public...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

My household frequently made fun of me for using a spoon to eat rice instead of a fork. We make rice such that the grains don't group together and eating it with a fork is the least intelligent choice possible. Btw the bullying was about "kids eat with spoons".