this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2024
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Aneurysm Posting

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For shitposting by people who can smell burnt toast.

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  1. Nothing promoting crypto, blockchain or NFTs.
  2. Nothing right wing.
  3. Nothing anti science.
  4. No tankie support.
  5. No TERFS.
  6. No porn.

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I shan't (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] LucasWaffyWaf 37 points 5 months ago

It's more Don't Dead Open Inside than Aneurysm Posting, I feel.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Dammit... So close...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I am very anxious about blood draws. The flag is speaking to me.

[–] paddirn 6 points 5 months ago

Don’t save a life, Be afraid to give blood

That sounds like a warning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Fuckin vampire van

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I like to think the story behind this one is that it originally didn't have the top right text. The put "be afraid" on a new line, it left a hole in the top right, so they filled it in without thinking.

Boom. This.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Even if you go by the colors it doesn't make sense. "Don't be afraid to give... Save a Life... Blood"

What?

[–] niktemadur 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I shan't not!

EDIT: I shannot?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You shannot pass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Just saw the community poster and remembered I never really mentioned @[email protected] for the creation of this community, whose comment on a post (first post on this community) is why I made this community.

Wait that tag didn't work, how do I tag a user?

[–] TimeNaan 2 points 5 months ago

Oh hi, thanks for remembering.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I think you meant to post this to [email protected]

[–] ZILtoid1991 3 points 5 months ago

Passive-aggressive marketing.

[–] rain_worl 2 points 4 months ago

transcript (manual):

DON'T SAVE A LIFE
BE AFRAID TO GIVE BLOOD