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[–] weariedfae 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Y'all gotta implement a "right of first refusal" agreement instead of sneaking around.

[–] SlippiHUD 14 points 3 months ago

Just take 2 more showers

[–] techt 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My friend who has never been in a long-term relationship wants to know what this means -- how would you explain this agreement?

[–] krashmo 21 points 3 months ago

Before you fap you ask your partner if they want to do the no pants dance. If they say no then you fap. If they say yes then no fapping is required. Either way everyone knows what's going on in the realm of sexual possibilities.

[–] ickplant 5 points 3 months ago

… but the memes!