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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

🥚🥚✂️❗

[–] dohpaz42 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don’t pee on the egg cutters?

[–] SirSamuel 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do not piss here. I have cameras and will cut off your balls

Not sure what the sign is saying tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

something about scissoring eggs.

[–] thesporkeffect 3 points 3 months ago

The automatic scissors robot will cut off your huevos

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But then where will they store the pee?

[–] disguy_ovahea 9 points 3 months ago

In the microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

le mie uova!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Free vasectomy!

[–] SkunkWorkz 1 points 3 months ago

Dale Uevo !!