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Google Offers to Split into "Goo" and "gle" to Appease Regulators (isglitch.com)

submitted 5 months ago by EtAl_isGitch to c/isglitch

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Maybe they should offer to split into 26 companies, one for each letter of the alphabet.

[–] superweeniehutjrs 4 points 5 months ago

I'd invest in gle. More growth potential

[–] randomdeadguy 4 points 5 months ago

Holy shit the quotes from the CEO are hilarious, When referring to the goal of the proposed "gle", "It'll be like a greatest hits album of products that didn't quite make it." Bro, that's called The Trash