I'm lactose-intolerant, so this may sound weird, but I eat my pasta with water + a pinch of salt.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
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I put the pasta in the bowl first. Then I put the milk in a saucepan along with some butter and flour. I let that simmer on low heat for a few minutes. Then I add some garlic and parmesan. Once the cheese is fully melted, I pour it over the pasta.
Boil macaroni first in water, remove water, add milk and heat up, serve on a plate with sugar added on top. Some people boil the macaroni straight in the milk.
I like to use the crime brûlée torch to caramelize the sugar coating.
I do a handful dry from the box, then a swig of milk.
Calm down Satan
Same. Pasta before milk to minimize splashing. Also use cooked pasta. It is faster than using dry pasta and cooking it in milk.
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That doens't look that bad. I would try it.
You forgot cinnamon sugar.
I can't even tell if this is a rage bait or not since I loved macaroni boiled in milk when I was a kid
Prefer my pasta fried instead who wants soggy pasta.
Gross