this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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[–] Enasni 23 points 1 year ago
[–] BobbyBandwidth 21 points 1 year ago

They are real, but the birds they employ are fake. Watch this space.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I think you've got him in your irresistible romantic grip now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Is this a Jreg video?

[–] TIEPilot 3 points 1 year ago

How to avoid a landmine 101

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I‘d‘ve started with some short DnD storytelling.

Like: rolls 2 D20 - double 1

clears throat, tucks away flute "By the stars, thou art beauteous! Dost thy charms be of celestial origin? Verily, I envy the gods who fashioned thee with such grace!"

Either you get it, or lough, or we wouldn‘t get along anyway.

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That’s actually how I got mine. Went to a bar, had a D20 in my pocket. Went to a table, rolled it 1, and said “so, you come here often?“

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, the gnomes in my garden that I posed near for my profile picture are real and will judge your soul. Consider those who suffer, for when they suffer, so do you.

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