Pokethat

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for a Sony Xperia foldable. Hamburger style obviously.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Does it wave a trail blazing doodad? That's a nice established path

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"animal: evolves to run away from predators as a defense mechanism"

humans: ayo, catch that shit and put it in circle with wood so they can't leave, since, you know, they like to move. Also posts provide all their food and water and let them fuck to make more. Eat them with the evil plants.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! 🎢🎡🎢

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm on lemme.ee mostly because lemmy world forgot my login info.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I think what happens is that, meeting the average person, they are dumb fucks because they do things that annoy you. Therefore, if most people are like that, then that's like a hundred IQ, and therefore you must be more than average.

You must be more intelligent than everyone in the milk and eggs aisle of Kroger.

You must be a better driver than everyone because they take too long to start going on a light turns green on a day that you're busy and trying to cram a lot in.

You must be more worldly and literate because you listened to some Isaac Asimov audiobooks.

Etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Okay, give me a paragraph or two about why the dpkr is misunderstood.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Welfare Queen Louise riding around in its new fish, getting free food and stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (5 children)

No, I was asking if you did

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (7 children)

You put a VPN on your company phone?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

What about comments though?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Honestly I don't really have skin in the game aside from being a human on this earth. I'm not going to respond to your whole thing because it is not worth it. I'm not trying to pick a fight with you.

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