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"When aliens land in the town of Speelburgh searching for the source of rock ‘n’ roll, they find trouble with pop stars Dee Dee, Frankie, and the pack."
Starring: Pia Zadora, Craig Sheffer, Tom Nolan
A really shitty movie with awesome 80s music. It's actually a series of music clips with bad link sections / puns.
Stovitz: This could be a very lustful, degenerative, dirty mission... and very dangerous. Allow me to volunteer!
Pia Zadora! She was great in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians! Mystery Science theater version of course haha
Nothing better than the urban legend about her: while performing The Diary of Anne Frank; someone in the audience yelled “they’re in the attic “ because her acting was so bad.
— it isn’t true. But god what a burn.
This is, honest to God, the best bad movie on a long time. It knows exactly what it is and plays to the tropes of cheesy teen slasher/horror movie. The best part is that the director got 2 real local bands to play against each other and the music is actually something listenable.
Shout out to Ruth Gordon who is clearly doing this for a paycheck and decided to have fun with it. She helps save the slow dumb parts in the beginning, before the tentacle monster and insane asylum guy get out into the background scenes.