I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024
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That is the newest looking hat I've seen since one time when I bought a brand new hat. Seriously, mine looked more beat up than that within a month, tops. Also mine wasn't the cowboy hat (or fedora). Honestly I can't remember what kind of hat it was it was like 15 years ago at the very least.
That picture has to be doctored because he is out of shape and fat
Eh, a really good photographer can fix that
With editing tools
In all fairness, unless you're getting your salsa from the taco kiosk in the gas station, most salsa in Texas tastes like it was made in New York City.
(Or if you live in El Paso, but I've never really seen that as part of Texas. It's its own place)
He doesn't look goofier than anyone else that dresses up like a cowboy that isn't actively doing rodeo/ranching on horseback.
I hate to tell you this- they all look goofy if they aren't actually doing cowboy stuff.
Do you think someone walking around in a firefighter outfit for fashion reasons wouldn't look ridiculous?