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Just a teensy bit of lead clogging up the ol' noggin
Garden hose Pepsi just hits different
This is obviously satire, mocking these types of posts.
Isn't drinking from the garden hose a common boomer trope?
Yes
Didn't everyone, who lived in a countryside drink from the garden hose at least once? I still do occasionally (and I'm gen Z, but to be fair, I also live in the balkans).
You could fight your teacher outside?
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looks like SOMEONE didn't implement chroma from luma B)
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My curfew was the
garden hose and it \
called my name, not my mum.
I drank my Pepsi from it.
If I didn’t eat what my mum
made me then I didn’t exist.” &
Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played @
with street lights and conkers and bike.
You could getsore hand from playing
conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
played conkers and didn’t have ‘online!
You could fight your teacher outside.
1 drank water from the garden hose...
and survived! Hit share if you agree!
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My curfew was the
garden hose and it
called my name, not my mum.
I drank my Pepsi from it.
If I didn’t eat what my mum
made me then I didn’t exist.
Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played
with street lights and conkers and bike.
You could get sore hand from playing
conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
played conkers and didn’t have 'online'.
You could fight your teacher outside.
I drank water from the garden hose...
and survived! Hit share if you agree!
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