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[–] rain_worl 0 points 2 months ago

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My curfew was the
garden hose and it \
called my name, not my mum.
I drank my Pepsi from it.

If I didn’t eat what my mum
made me then I didn’t exist.” &
Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played @
with street lights and conkers and bike.
You could getsore hand from playing
conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
played conkers and didn’t have ‘online!
You could fight your teacher outside.

1 drank water from the garden hose...

and survived! Hit share if you agree!

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My curfew was the
garden hose and it
called my name, not my mum.
I drank my Pepsi from it.
If I didn’t eat what my mum
made me then I didn’t exist.
Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played
with street lights and conkers and bike.
You could get sore hand from playing
conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
played conkers and didn’t have 'online'.
You could fight your teacher outside.
I drank water from the garden hose...
and survived! Hit share if you agree!