Meanwhile I'm sitting outside on my phone. I'm choosing to call this this harm reduction.
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Wish I could be outside but this 100+ degree weather is bullshit
I got everything done today. Laundry, grocery shopping, meal prep. Even took down a couple wasp nests that I blasted in the wee hours yesterday morning.
So that means that tomorrow there is no responsibility so I can and probably will do exactly as depicted in the picture.
What a life!
(As to the wasp nests, I'm generally live and let live but these two straddled my door and were making it dangerous to leave or enter the house, so it was them or me. Sorry little wasp buddies)
I read about you doing all that, so I'm going to claim 25% vicarious accomplishment for those for my weekend. This is solely for internal auditing purposes, of course.
Ah, a day well spent
Hey! What did I do you today to have you come at me like this?
Stared at screens for 12 hours
How did you manage to draw my whole day without me noticing?
No. 1 and no. 4 are both extremely relatable, the day always starts with good prospects, but ends with “what the heck happened!?”
I mowed this morning, pruned trees in my yard, took a nice swim, went and had a nice lunch at a greek restaurant and am now napping with my dog reading Chinese leftists on Lemmy that hate America and NATO. What a life!
Something something absolute win
Intense
Then Sunday hits and you postpone "to-do" stuff for the next weekend.