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[–] fizzyvelcro 107 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

If you walk into a bar and the bartender takes a shot of tequila with you, you’d both be fine.

If the bartender takes a shot of tequila with everyone who enters the bar, every visitor would be fine and the bartender would be dead.

[–] DacoTaco 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

*if

Other than that, this is exactly why they dont stay around. Its all about the doses and how much you get over time

[–] fizzyvelcro 5 points 5 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It’s to do with exposure, the doctor does it all day, you get a couple in your lifetime.

[–] wreckedcarzz 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I've had about 16 lifetimes then...

[–] SuckMyWang 10 points 5 months ago

Nice knowing you

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 points 5 months ago