hahah love it.
Per the title: I had a clutch cable break on me. I was lucky enough to find some bundling twine, and then a bolt, on the side of the road. Tightned up the bolt around long end of the clutch cable then lashed it to the lever. I had to seriously adjust the play so that it was probably just barley past the engagement point at relax, but it got me home and didn't burn out the clutch. I call that a win.
I now run double cables lol.