this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2023
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[โ€“] JoeKrogan 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Or play steamdeck ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh noughty noughty ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] JoeKrogan 3 points 2 years ago

Work hard, play hard ๐Ÿ˜‰. i have not missed a deadline yet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would be even better if the meeting was video off, or if it wasn't a meeting (and instead could send off your update).

[โ€“] DrDeadCrash 2 points 2 years ago

I refuse to use camera in meetings.... Screenshare and voice is enough.

[โ€“] Freesoftwareenjoyer 4 points 2 years ago

But that would require having requirements. The clients can't just tell us what they want. That would be crazy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Gotta push for the asynchronous stand up. A day with zero meetings is a beautiful thing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

s/code/slack/g