Good joke, I like it! Very flavorful, but I agree that it's over-costed. I know you want to keep it at 1G for the bear meme, so why not lean into it and actually make it a bear?
Test Bear 1G
2/2 Bear
When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact with mana value 2 or less. If you do, create a food token.
I think the joke remains intact, and this could actually fill a draft deck if it had to!