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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (6 children)

As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had 7 sacks, each sack had 7 cats, each cat had 7 kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives; how many were going to St. Ives?

[–] feedum_sneedson 4 points 6 months ago

This is a stupid riddle, because maybe they were walking in the same direction. I'd expect the guy with all the wives and cats to be making slower progress, you know?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

We need a player for every note in the score(tied notes can be played by a single musician). On the conductor's downstroke everyone plays their note. Every note of the 9th played simultaneously. I want to hear this, but I don't think that my poor old computer would function if I opened that many individual instruments in Reason.

[–] QuiteQuickQum 5 points 6 months ago

(P=120 ∧ T=40 ∧ ¬(P∝T))⇒(P=60 ⇒ T=40)

[–] troglodytis 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Like a traveling bard army

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Something something nine women something one month.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

40k Noise marines in a nutshell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

40 minutes, unless they play really fast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It got buffed. Lower ttk

[–] levzzz 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

INTERESTING

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

If that's not how it works then why is his 3rd symphony three times as long as his 1st?

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