I'm a LTS male
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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Damn I'm deprecated
I ain't but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL
A few patches and you're good as new.
Dunno it seems like a ground up rebuild
let me fork you
I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away
ok meeeeeeee
I'm a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer's spam folder
Sounds like you've contributed to git
Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets
Gotta have that nightly release
this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently
I'm an EOL male.
Nah Bro imma cherry pick u
I might be a stale pull request
Push it
I feel like I'm a release candidate myself.
I'm an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.
Programming proves sigmas don't exist
How many contributors in this latest release?
Don't forget to sign your commitment, using -S.