I'm a LTS male
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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Damn I'm deprecated
I ain't but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL
A few patches and you're good as new.
Dunno it seems like a ground up rebuild
let me fork you
I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away
ok meeeeeeee
I'm a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer's spam folder
Sounds like you've contributed to git
Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets
Gotta have that nightly release
this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently
I'm an EOL male.
Nah Bro imma cherry pick u
I might be a stale pull request
Push it
I'm an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.
I feel like I'm a release candidate myself.
Programming proves sigmas don't exist
How many contributors in this latest release?
Don't forget to sign your commitment, using -S.