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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by ekZepp to c/comicstrips
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[–] Eheran 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Where to people shake hands with the left hand?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

If you have to ask, you're never going to get hired by a bear.

[–] danc4498 1 points 7 months ago

The Devil’s handshake

[–] workerONE 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If it's brown flush it down

[–] Zehzin 19 points 7 months ago

If it's white what are you doing in the north pole

[–] wabafee 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dude got hired to become food.

[–] ekZepp 9 points 7 months ago

A promising career in "Alimentary Resources" 🤣 👍

[–] nifty 9 points 7 months ago

Nah he hired him to become a bear. All bears are just people in fur suits

[–] niktemadur 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The one trick job recruiters fall for every time!
Panel 6 will shock you!

[–] RedditRefugee69 6 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

While I'm here, can you explain to me what job I now have?

[–] ekZepp 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"When i need food, i call you"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Fish on command, got it

[–] Mrkawfee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The Void looks like it's the one from People Playground

Woops..wrong comic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

"We at Wojtek Salmon Catching firmly believe in equal opportunity employment."