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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

‘Undercooked bear meat, Parasitic worms, Doo dah, Doo dah..”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ok, f you for putting this in my head! You rat bastard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Doo dah,

Doo dah,

Day…

[–] tsonfeir 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Must have been a Republican.

[–] BlitzKrieg2552 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Doctors/Scientists: “Please do not X, it is bad for you and your health”

Republicans: takes X, grinds it up and mixes into cocaine and gunpowder, does lines of it off of an M-16 assault rifle while flipping everyone off the whole time. Dies horribly as a result

Doctors/Scientist: “…why…”

Relative of dead Republican: “I’m so proud of my relative. They lived their truth and chose to be free of the tyrannical ‘so-called’ modern sciences like a true red/white/blue blooded American should” fires gun into the sky. Learns zero lessons

[–] tsonfeir 2 points 6 months ago
[–] ekZepp 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Parasites are the way nature politely tell us:

"Fuck off human, wildlife are not your free-meat supermarket!"