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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Granted. Mozilla announces they're retiring Gecko and moving Firefox to use Chromium under the hood, ensuring maximum web compatibility!

[–] Veraxus 11 points 1 month ago

Chromium is the new Internet Exploder.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Granted. All sites reduced to lowest common denominator in interest of fairness. That's right: IE 6 is back folks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Everything is designed for the lowest common denominator anyways..that's why most things suck so much ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes! I miss

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