this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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[–] Xabis 17 points 4 months ago

“Dirtnap Brian” is the chef’s kiss.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My aunt died in 2013 and at the reception after her funeral my cousin (her stepson) suggested the whole family make a "Harlem Shake" video. Even as a joke it would have been staggeringly tasteless, but he wasn't joking.

At least he didn't suggest putting my aunt in it, I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I want this. This is the first time I'm seeing something that truly allows me to die like I lived, and with some dignity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, but you'll have to choose one or the other, but you can't both "die like you lived" AND "have dignity."

[you can't give me a setup like that and expect me not to run with it.]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Thus the "and." ;)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

pls link more than a feeling beatbox thx

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I would probably be happy with a good beatbox version of, say, Pneuma at my funeral.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Big move! Best of luck on your new journey as a business owner. Leaving Microsoft is a bold step, but it sounds like you're ready to write your own success story. Rooting for your success all the way!