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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recall when you could create in Minecraft the chicken singularity. My partner was horrified and the server crashed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah the Chicken Singularity existed before Minecraft patches caused livestock animals to take damage if they were too crowded. Due to the unique way that you could spawn chickens: throwing eggs, you could very easily spawn chickens places they wouldn't normally breed as easily. Or rather, it's hard to breed animals when they are too crowded and overlapping.

So you make a small corral for your chickens. 3x3, 2x2 or 1x1 if you're not here to fuck around. Then toss eggs at the walls (at least 2 high) en masse to spawn chickens. The floor is a hopper to catch eggs and feed that to a chest. Eventually you get tons and eggs and can get hundreds of chickens. Then when you need meat, simply attack the small space they can't flee from and the hopper fills with meat and feathers.

You need this to be loaded for them to lay eggs so they had to be somewhat close to your base. And let me tell you, the NOISE of a chicken farm was something else. Hundreds of bawk-bawk-bawks continuously. Had to mute the game when I did this. Also the load on the server for that many NPCs in a small area was pretty intense and could crash or slow down some servers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hahaha, thank you for explaining, that sounds horrifying.

I still haven't ever played Minecraft, so I'm unfamiliar with a lot of the popular lore.

"Chicken singularity" was a term that begged for clarification.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Add a little dispenser with a lava bucket and some easy Redstone to have this done automatically. It'll kill the adults and leave the babies. Make sure theres an egg dispenser from the chest aimed toward the pen and it'll just fill itself automatically.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If you shove them in fast enough, what comes out of the cracks with be fully cooked chicken meal. Very efficient.