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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

First one, then the other!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"GitHub is down? Guess that means it's time for a quick game break."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@MentalEdge The difference between the two is about 30 seconds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

well if you can't do anything about it, there's no point to worry. Just relax or do other things

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same goes for sys admins

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

My brother works for a Web developing company that mostly does the WFH approach. One day the server they held their data on went out temporarily, which meant most of the company now couldn't do their jobs for about an hour or so.

Nothing anybody outside the offices could do about it except wait, so naturally it was break time for most. Except for this one woman, I think he said from QA, who kept messaging the developers telling them something was wrong with her computer.

After multiple tries to get her to explain the problem, it turned out that she didn't realise that the servers being down meant the data was inaccessible. One aneurysm from the development team later, she finally went for a coffee break, huzzah!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is it my fault the server is down? If not, we chillin'