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submitted 6 months ago by Godric to c/fallout

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[–] Shadowedcross 20 points 6 months ago

Is that a Fat Man in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like the mutie's fault for making assumptions about others' rectal capacity.

[–] StitchIsABitch 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Roll for anal circumference

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a Nat 20

Inches

[–] CptEnder 1 points 6 months ago

Okie dokey!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

He put that minigun the only place the VC wouldn't find it

[–] DaMonsterKnees 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

BONGO BONGO BONGO...

[–] Godric 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO

[–] AnIntenseMoist 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If my squad's heads explode out of nowhere in less than a second and my ghost hears this shit playing in the distance, I'm not moving on. I'm haunting that stealth-archer-building bitch forever.

[–] Godric 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Who needs stealth Archery when you have stealth Heavily Upgraded Old Faithful? Arrows are obsolete compared to several hundred damage worth's of stealth headshots.

I haven't looted an enemy that wasn't an ashpile or an aspiring Dullahan in roughly 40 hours. I fucking dare any them to try and haunt me, I'll find some other part to remove via my patented Insta-Laser-Surgery™

[–] boatsnhos931 2 points 6 months ago

Thuggin in wasteland, got that thang on me