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[–] dezmd 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish.

Welcome to Microsoft.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I feel quite certain that this was the plan all along.

Shit like this should cause the purchased entity to revert to prior ownership without refund to the purchaser.

[–] Sam_Bass 4 points 9 months ago
[–] unreasonabro 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Let them be free

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