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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At school in Scotland, one art teacher would send the kids to see the other art teacher to ask if they had any tartan paint left. Alternatively, he would send them to go and ask for a long stand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've heard of the long wait before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

My father (who was in the armed forces) once got asked to fetch "the keys to the indoor mortar range"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I was crossing the street with my mom once and the crosswalk beeped indicating it was safe to cross. She asked, "Why does it beep like that?" I said, "It's for the deaf people." We crossed and then she started laughing. She said, "You asshole.".

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