this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] NewNewAccount 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

These filters that unnaturally whiten teeth and eyes are so fucking weird.

[–] Beryl 29 points 9 months ago

The skin smoothing is also crazy. That wall 2 meters behind has more details and texture than their faces.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those people that unnaturally whiten teeth look so weird 😂

[–] NewNewAccount 8 points 9 months ago

That too. Noticing recently a lot of people with perfectly straight, insanely white teeth. Maybe that’s considered attractive? Personally, it’s past the point of looking good and instead looks very alien.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It was hot in there!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

I don't keep up much on celebrity stuff. Is she normal now? Years ago I remember about her having a real shit time of things.

[–] BilboBargains 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's got a full head of hair implants

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How can you tell? I sort see a widows peak hairline on the sides and the full linear front hairline seems contrary to that, but I wouldn't say him having a hair transplant is obvious at all to my untrained eyes

[–] BilboBargains 2 points 9 months ago

I was riffing on the trope that some babies are born with a full head of hair.