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Not The Onion

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News headlines that are so ridiculous, you could've sworn they were from The Onion

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Fox News is now claiming that young people are identifying as seasons. They made it up. (www.lgbtqnation.com)
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[–] Pronell 6 points 4 months ago

Anything to not actually report on the news.

[–] RGB3x3 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah? Now I'm going to identify as someone who wants them to shut the fuck up.

Oh wait, that's just being a Democrat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

They're not wrong, i'm currently in my season 3 and it's all downhill from here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe they found out that there's an actress named Summer Glau and panicked

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I am the summer of your discontent Made glorious autumn by this son of Fox; And all the genders that lour'd upon your house In the shallow waters of television dissolved.