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get the cream ready (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by MinguPingu to c/bikinibottomtwitter

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

IANANutritionist, but you might want to get some more fiber in your diet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Got it more fries😉😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

IANADietician

While it varies by jurisdiction, usually dietitian is the protected title while anyone can call themselves a nutritionist without having any formal education or training in nutrition.

How it works in Canada: https://www.dietitians.ca/About/Learn-About-Dietitians/The-difference-between-a-dietitian-and-nutritionis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I find it interesting that your nerves and other receptors around your anus can only tell that something is there, but not how much (yes I know about the “taste” receptor). Sometimes I can strain and get a pebble, other times it feels like a pebble in an instant and the whole bowl is filled up. I wonder why there was no evolutionary reason to be able to sense the amount.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

You can sense the girth, but friction throws you off a lot. Something the size of a pea can feel massive (and very, very long), but it's actually just not wanting to come out and taking its sweet time.

Source: lots and lots of anal.