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I guess the contract to be in a Spiderman movie is more complex then I originally thought. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Ultragigagigantic to c/moviescirclejerk

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[–] pdxfed 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Took me way too long to figure out what was happening.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I still don’t know

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago

I'm guessing, each of the actresses of Spiderman's love interests also played in a tennis movie, whereas each of the actors of Spiderman also played in a war movie.

[+] [email protected] -7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

To be in Spider-Man, you must agree to be in a tennis drama and then follow up with a war movie. Only problem is that the first set doesn't exactly match up. Where's Toby's tennis movie and Dunst's war movie?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if you're just joking, but in all of them its the female lead that goes on to do a tennis movie, and the male lead that does a war movie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I thought they just shaved their heads 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] robocall 4 points 6 months ago

I would have liked to see Dunst in a military role.

[–] HonoraryMancunian 1 points 6 months ago

What's the bants with the third column?

[–] Beanedwizard 4 points 6 months ago

That extra tuft of hair on Tobey’s head is INFURIATING