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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] givesomefucks 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm sure it tastes like ass, but this would actually be really nutritious tho.

Especially compared to actual Boba.

Actually, it might not even really taste that bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] givesomefucks 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Eh

It probably tastes good when compared to like a kale smoothie or something.

Like, no one is drinking it because they enjoy it. But people have drank things that taste worse and not as good for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Kale with pineapple is amazing but to each their own I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Kale with pineapple is amazing but to each their own I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Black or garbanzo beans would taste way better.

[–] GlitterInfection 2 points 7 months ago

Tastes like ass, you say? I'm sold!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you go a Chinese owned boba place in Sydney (I haven’t tried elsewhere, so I won’t comment on that), on the fillings you can is a kind of tiny red beans that actually go well with your drink.

[–] NorthWestWind 7 points 7 months ago

That's not boba, that's 紅豆冰 ("Red Bean Ice", I can't believe this is actually how it's translated). This is more common in Hong Kong, like boba in Taiwan.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Sounds like adzuki/sweet red beans. I’ve seen it in boba shops here too (west coast USA), but not all of them have it.

Shit, now I want boba…

[–] TragicNotCute 3 points 7 months ago

Love sucking up kidney beans through a straw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

The boba community deserves this. Who the fuck enjoys chewy drinks?