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[–] rustyfish 7 points 8 months ago

Stand up

I need to pee

Walk against the shelves

That’s not toilet

Get frustrated

Go back to bed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I somehow got my hand caught in the bill thing by the front door the other night because I didn't wanna turn on a light. The bathroom isn't even near the front door.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I can walk through my house without seeing anything just fine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Stepping on the cold tile floor with no socks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Got lost once very high in pitch black darkness going back from brushing my teeth to the room until a friend bailed me out.

There was a box between 2 doors (one of them my room) that now holds a cupboard where there was walls on 3 sides and it didn't map with my memory of the room.

I was freaking out.