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Horrible Life Tips

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Take laxatives before swimming then have major diarrhea in the swimming pool. That way you get the pool all to yourself. (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] WhereGrapesMayRule 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A finger on The Monkey Paw curls. You end up with the worst kind of people all too happy to be in the pool with you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Ahhh ha ha lol

[–] Blaster_M 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A whole large bag of vintage sugar free gummy bears ought to do it.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

🤣👌

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Eat beets for a week before you do this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Omg lol