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Accidental Renaissance

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AccidentalRenaissance is for photos that look like Renaissance paintings.

This means that they look like Renaissance art in their composition, their coloring, their saturation, the angle of the scene, the types of settings, etc.

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Picture of A’ed Abu Ameo, captured by Mustafa Hassouna in October 2018, during a protest to lift the Israeli blockade on the Gaza Strip.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Image Transcription for the visually impaired:

[ A young shirtless brown-skinned man in his 20s with a faced etched with concentration, tousled brown hair and a short, tidy beard is dramatically caught mid-action, his left arm raised and his biceps flexed in the moment before the snap of the wrist that will send the projectile inside the military-green rock sling hurling forwards towards its target, but for this instant that we see him, the olive-colored rock sling is suspended, taught, in the air above him at a rakish angle. In his right hand he holds the pole of a roughly 3' by 5" flag that unfurls above and behind him. The flag is a red right-facing triangle on the left edge overlaid over a horizontally-striped black, white, and green tricolor: The flag of Palestine. He is garbed only in black athletic shorts (a small white Adidas logo is visible) and a long-sleeved t-shirt that used to be red but has long ago faded to a rust color is tied around his waist giving the appearance of a loincloth. Behind him are two men in black tactical gear: Bulky stab-proof vests over their civilian t-shirts, their black military-grade gas masks pulled below their chin or above their face, their riot helmets secured at their sides-- They look bewildered and lost compared to the mostly naked youth in the foreground armed by little more than what the biblical David carried when he faced Goliath. Smaller figures, far away and out of focus on the far right are turned towards us, towards the youth, their attention seemingly fixed on him. Dark grey smoke billows in the background, suggesting that this battle has been raging for a while, though a bit of blue-grey sky can be faintly seen above the smoke. ]

[–] asterisk 14 points 1 year ago

Thank you for this brilliant transcription. It's as good as the image itself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Awesome writing. I don't think I will ever be able to compose texts with such eloquence. Neither in my native language nor English.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Fuck thats a cool picture

[–] Resethel 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Credits to Mustafa Hassouna, photographer for the Anadolu Agency, Turkey

EDIT: the picture’s actually from October 2018, as stated by @[email protected], @[email protected] and @[email protected] !

[–] Chemical 1 points 1 year ago

The same person who captured him also took a picture before hand? Creepy

/s great pic

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has been on the top posts ever in Reddit's accidentalreinassance for years, definitely hasn't been shot in 2022

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

This has to be one of the greatest photos in a long time. Like the Afghan girl, this will go down in the history books.

[–] Mrkawfee 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

They shot him in the leg after that picture went viral

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Sad situation all around, but great photo! That photographer deserves some sort of award for this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This image is pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Righteous Gemstones - Season 2 episode 6: Never Avenge Yourselves, But Leave It to the Wrath of God

Pretty sure that's where Jesse has a whole group of sling wielding bozos trying to intimidate dad's old friend lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is the most accidental renaissance I've ever seen. I was initially confused and thought it was a photoshopped painting.

[–] coldv 6 points 1 year ago

Ooo this is a really good one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can we get a high-res version??

[–] TheGiantKorean 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is a fucking great shot

[–] systemglitch 2 points 1 year ago

This is an amazing photo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is perfection. That's it, the world can end now, we've accomplished what we set out to do.

[–] zerog_bandit 1 points 7 months ago

Free the hostages.

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