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[–] Trundle 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell ya what I’d do. I’d be like “Yo, Ukraine, let’s finish this shit.” And Ukraine would be all like, “Oh yeah? Why don’t you finish deez nutz?!” I’d probably laugh a little bit at that, but I wouldn’t let Ukraine see me. Then I’d go “Nah man, for real. Let’s square up at Chuck E. Cheese.”

Ukraine probably thinks we’re in for a parking lot fight, or some shit like that, but nope. I’d challenge Ukraine to a fucking winner-takes-all ski ball match. And you know what? Ukraine would goddamn accept.

I’d intentionally be a little bit late, so Ukraine would be all hanging out in the parking lot and shit, getting hyped up and rowdy. Then, I’d roll up in that glorious janky-ass bitch with the curved up deck.

I know what’s up. Ukraine knows what’s up. We do this thing.

It’s goddamn savage. I’m not just hitting the middle hole, no… I’m fucking sinking shots into those little corner holes that are worth, like, 10,000 points a goddamn piece.

It’s merciless. Unrelenting. Ukraine loses epically, and collect their casualties as they slink into the darkness on the edge of the parking lot.

Fuck me, though, because I gotta deal with this goddamn aircraft carrier in a Chuck E. Cheese situation now.

So, anyway, that’s how I’d do it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Amazing the things that you can accomplish when you skip your meds.

[–] nxfsi 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy. Block HATO satellites with the exhaust.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay I'm curious, how did you find this post? I posted this 2 weeks ago and had 2 replies today only.

[–] Trundle 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I honestly just came across it while browsing “All”, and it wasn’t that far of a scroll. Didn’t even realize how old the post was when I crafted my tomfoolery. I wonder if one person commenting brought it back to life?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Even on Kbin, the poor Admiral Kuznetsov just can't die.

[–] Psaldorn 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Shoiguuuuuuu

[–] astropenguin5 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also here from browsing all on hot, my solution is slap wheels on it and drive it to kyiv, they'll be both too in awe at the majestic of it on land they work shoot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

These are all better plans than what russia has come up with.

[–] Deerhorne 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And speaking of ramps, I wonder if someone could do a sick jump over the neighbor kid using the front end of that thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'll do it with an old Honda Del Sol and more boost than its poor little engine can handle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] artifice 2 points 1 year ago

Fucking genius. You are new general

[–] MaxVoltage 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hello this is Hot right now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You're pretty hot right now too.