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New language (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by treechicken to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I like typescript:)

[–] FuryMaker 3 points 10 months ago

Obligatory XKCD:

https://xkcd.com/927/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

How to go from only being able to compile the project on a Windows machine (due to obscure dependencies that every other Java project has for some reason) to not being able to compile on anyone's machine at all in just 1 simple step.

[–] kaffiene 6 points 10 months ago

I've worked with Java since v1. 5 and I've never seen a build system that was Windows only

[–] CosmicCleric 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Why is there always such a concerted effort to destroy the reputation of Java? It just seems so unnecessarily obsessive, and a lot of times wrong.

Don't get me wrong, I know that with time comes change, and Humanity improves on everything, including programming languages.

But at this point it seems like people want to hose Java down with holy water. It's excessive.

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