I can't help but wonder what important event this silliness is distracting us from.
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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The fact that Elon is about to go bankrupt.
Is this a verifiable fact? No. But this fella makes a convincing argument.
Makes sense I hope he’s right
Can we get this information in any reasonable format? Preferably paragraphs of text, second to that an audio file, third to that a video player that actually works?
He even replied to comments with a fucking video
It is weird. Dick measuring contest is usually a term used to mock pointless feuds. Actually requesting one is a self burn.
On that note, I hope that means the cage fight is not happening if it was at all. Apparently they talked about doing it at the Colosseum and poor thing has been through enough lately.
I'm glad that more people are seeing through the myth that the people running the world are competent and reasonable. So in that sense, I'm all for everything they're doing.
Now if only people would see through the myth that these people are running the world.
Yes but would Elon be Elon if he bragged about things he actually earned? Requesting a dick measuring contest is just another example of him gaining whatever he has from his dad fucking people (over)
For those that don't keep track of everything on Twitter: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1678222776908275712?t=X42Eim6n9CZsJm8TYNit7Q&s=19
For those without a Twitter, like myself, who can't view the context, here is a screenshot I stole from some random news article:
Ironically, this gives off an absolute unit of small dick energy
I can't believe I used to think he was a smart, interesting person. What an absolute buffoon.
First, Elon wanted to get touchy and hit on Zuck
Now, he wants to see his ~~dick~~ duck
Idk, I think love's in the air.
WE CAN'T LET THEM PROCREATE
Just when I think he can't be any dumber, he surprises me. My days of not taking Musk seriously are coming to a middle.
Okay wow I didn't think it was as literal as this. This man has no personal filter, he must have a mental problem. I can't understand otherwise
I thought you had to be over 13 to use twitter. I guess not if you own it.
I’m sure his mom will step in, just like she did with the cage match.
MVP
So far Zuck's manhood appears to be bigger.
which tells a lot...
Zuck's manhood was engineered to be bigger.
Rich people showing everyone how stupid they are is the only good part. Every other post and comment being an ad for a credit card scam or class action suit against antiwhite racism, and all the top comments from 1776whitepride1488 is what sucks
Are you not entertained?
Honestly, yes I am.
That happens every month
Whadda buncha boobs.