Momβs spaghetti
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X gon' give it to ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon' deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel
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We got the guillotine We got the guillotine, you better run
They got the TV we got the truth;
They own the judges and we got the proof;
We got hella people they got helicopters;
They got the bombs and we got the- we got the-
I seen his feet and they both lefty
He's only steppin half correctly
Swagger tighter then a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection
Dr. Carter by Lil Wayne
I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
Maybe I am the ballot in the box / the bullet in the gun / the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son and really that whole theme song.
βI used to drive a dinger with the dents in, now itβs pearlescent, and the bonnet got the vents in.β - (Bonnet = hood of a car)
I'll rip a tree out the ground and flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown
m tryin' to explain, baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands
Amazing reference game
I was riding with a friend who was playing some hip-hop back in early 2000s. This song was sexually explicit and had the line "bitch, eat my babies." As in telling the girl to swallow his load. I can never seem to find the song.
I just met this lil' bitch from Arcadia (oh-woah)
From the planet Nympho, eat my babies up, ooh
Her mothership got missions on my radius (oh-woah)
She captured me and left me in a state of awe, doom
Take me to your universe (yeah)
Take me to a time where everything reversed, ah, ooh
I just got this lil' bitch from Arcadia (oh-woah)
Intertwine ourselves until we facing our moon
Is this it? It's from the song "Arcadia" by the band MDMA.
Edit: hell it probably isn't it lol based on the time line. It's the only thing that pulled up when I searched online.
You are right. It's not it at all. Think 20 year old music, not music by 20 year olds.
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Canibus has some good ones but this is my fave:
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inchΒ
And gets forty dollars, includin' a five dollar tipΒ
How big was the dick she just sucked?Β
(Say what?)Β
Say how big was the dick she just sucked?Β
(What?)
Can't solve that without the radius or the length
Assuming a cylinder
Honey, check it out you got me mesmerized
With your black hair and fat-ass thighs
I only wish I could find someone someday who will think of such romantic things to say to me...
I smell a grape in the duck preserves
Now I play hard like my girl's nipples be
The game sour like a pickle be
Like watching 1000 lemmings plummet just because the first one slipped
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Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.
You think that you can amputate me? I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we We are one, split in two that makes one, so you see You got to kill you if you wanna kill me
And I'm notorious, I'll crush you like a jelly bean - LL Cool J
Used to speak the King's En-ga-lish
But caught a rash on my lips, so now my chat just like dis
"England is my city"
or
"Thats an awfully hot coffee pot"
Alone. Phone's unplugged. Ignoring calls even though no one does.