The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!
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I came here to say basically that. But also, speaking as a professionally employed homosexual, that ankle-cross lean is gay as fuck.
Do you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?
I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I'm an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.
Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend
Tennessee State Cockversity. I'm head of Anthroballsofy
Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?
I'm afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.
Darn. Makes sense why it's so hard to find a teacher for that then.
I find it so weird and creepy that strangers are obsessed with the sexual activity of other strangers. Or just anything that literally has zero impact on them, but is suddenly an issue once they know it exists.
Makes me think of a Marcus Aurelius quote...
Take away your opinion, and then there is taken away the complaint: "I have been harmed." Take away the complaint that "I have been harmed" and the harm is taken away.
It's no one's problem but your own and no one can fix your problems but you.
And when a member of high status within their cult turns out to be a peado, they suddenly don't care.
That same verse mentions adultery, yet somehow these same people think Trump is a holy man of god...
I still can't get over the story about how women should "get on their knees" for trump
The whole purpose of the chapter is about personal responsibility to protect your body like a temple, protect yourself against adultery because it will harm your relationships not just with God. Nothing about it said to tell people how to live their lives and it's depressing that's what the mainstream right thinks is okay.
Ridiculous.
I thought for sure this was in the States, but looks like London, Ontario, Canada. Can we please stop importing this nonsense ideology?
Even our Conservative party is starting to look like the GOP...
This doesn't mention politics, and these street preachers have been around forever in Canada. It's been a thing for so long that that Edmonton has a landmark named "Pride Corner" with a pride flag in one spot where those preachers would commonly preach.
What do they not understand in "other people spirituality and sexuality is none of your business"?
Because it's just wrong. Paul is the one that said being homosexual is a sin, not Jesus.
Paul was a piece of shit.
But for real, those cargo shorts are an actual sin.
I actually like cargo capris haha. Excellent for rugged hiking in summer. Great for rock climbing in winter. Also super practical for music festivals and skating. The trick is to give off the "rocking it" vibe. Make your critics feel left out for being too insecure for cargo capris.
"3/4 cargos? Fucking loser."
"Fuck yeah I am! Woooo!"
"...I wish I was him."
This is a thoughtful analysis on cargo capris, thank you for sharing.