this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

skip first & second base, go directy to third base.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

im in ur computer, killing ur files

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

use protection 😎

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Malware is so old school. They ask for money directly these days

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Show how fast you decompose

[–] dreadedsemi 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then turns out she's real.

Once received "hello handsome" and in my mind Robert De Niro: "you're talking to me?"

I ignored her expecting the scammer will get banned but few months later, still not banned. I wonder if she was real .

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Please stop, he's already dead :(

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sorry bro your virus.exe doesn't run. Can you send virus.deb?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

virus.sh would be easier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Actually they might add well send the sti.dll

[–] cmoney 10 points 1 year ago

I'm on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.

[–] iks 4 points 1 year ago

memz received, I hope

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

😂😂😂😂