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but teaches you, always hold it till your home.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I swear, kids are the cruelest at that age. I ate lunch in the bathroom stall a few times in my first week of middle school because it was better than being in the cafeteria

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong. I usually ate mine at home and watched TV, it was pretty awesome lol

Though when I was older I started just having lunch in the classroom and then in high school I'd eat lunch at school with a couple friends.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Proof that humans are born evil

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know that you can embed images/gifs directly into messages?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I tried actually and it was a disaster. Thank you for showing me my failure could have been avoided with more effort.

Man is good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks!

The format is [linktext](link), for links. Then you add the ! in front of to make it render as an image. Then the linktext becomes the hovertext used by screen readers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine didn't have doors on the stalls. Wiping your ass was like putting on the worst puppet show.

[–] GingeyBook 18 points 1 year ago

I seriously do not understand how this is legal.

[–] BowtiesAreCool 10 points 1 year ago

“Yeah you want me to leave it for you when I’m done?”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God, I hated going to the bathroom in school.

[–] TheGoldenGod 2 points 1 year ago

Yup, you could try but it was never worth it. It was so stressing and just a downright nasty experience. Literally and metaphorically.

[–] x4740N 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My highschool never bothered replacing broken toilet door locks so if you where unlucky to get a stall with a broken lock you had to sit on the toilet and use your feet to hold the door shut

[–] TheGoldenGod 1 points 1 year ago

Dayum. That’s just brutal, even if I could use public facilities, I would hover. I would put down the paper seat cover but I wouldn’t dare touch the seats. Ironically, I developed strong an muscles hover pooping.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Giving all the kidspl pre-war ptsd

[–] TheGoldenGod 2 points 1 year ago

Sad but true.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once held it 7 hours straight, the classes were excruciating.

[–] TheGoldenGod 1 points 1 year ago

I know what you mean, it was always like holding a pinecone in.

[–] Bonskreeskreeskree 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everybody shits. Stop being scared and uncomfortable

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Bonskreeskreeskree 6 points 1 year ago

Women don't poop, they shit

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