No one is going to top the actual sign.
otoh, here's an old medical student joke.
Two med students are talking. One says "When I graduated harvard with a 3.9 GPA I was arrogant. Now that I've learned humility, I'm perfect."
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Man there are some great doctors, and I have met some of them having been at the hospital three times now for short stays.
There are some awful doctors as well, and usually the quality of their medical knowledge is bad but their personal quality is much worse.
I wish I hadn't met those as well.
Everyone I know in the health field says that 'Scrubs' is a documentary.
Never gonna give you up
Don't quote me.
I'm not a doctor.
put the lime
in the coconut
Take two aspirin.
And call me in the morning.
"Should've eat your apple."
"Only stick objects up the ass that are designed to go up the ass"
one subscription to medicine
Enshittification has gone too far.
So this problem isn’t specific to one country? One time doctor’s writing was so bad that pharmacist in store couldn’t understand it.
Can confirm it's universal. Swearing the hippocratic oath takes away your ability to write legibly.
So the thing is, most physicians take classes on "Shorthand Cursive" particularly "Gregg Shorthand" so that they can write out very long words very quickly and go help more people.
Dx: Anxiety. Rx: Valium.
Fuck the homeopathy.
She gave Larry David her phone number.
No pill gonna cure my ill.
antibiotic prescriptions
NO MORE
It says "just spit it disgusting youngin', and hold your nuts while you're gunnin'"