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Who wants a free private key for Google OAuth?

For context: 'Tagesschau' is Germany's most watched news broadcast. Around four million people watch the evening edition.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'll pass on Google services. Id assume that whatever I started to invest my time in would be wasted once the ultimately kill the project and move onto their next little toy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] Carighan 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean if this was on Tagesschau, then it's probably a bought stock photo or video, right? They needed as background for something they were talking about?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Cat creds.json, better take a photo and make a stock photo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Let's hope that this is not a productive system. I want to say that you'd have to try hard to do something that stupid, but then again, knowing from myself, you can cause a lot of trouble with a single command in a cli somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I see import_images.sh and scikit_learn_data, whatever this plugs into probably has a decent amount of compute access & someone could rack up quite the bill

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

What was the topic of the article? Can you link it?

Fron the looks of it: Homelabber discovers that cloud computing exists

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Hack the planet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

(⁠⑉⁠⊙⁠ȏ⁠⊙⁠)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Stealing the precious TV waves.